20 ways to piss off Mephiles the Dark

1. Follow him around with the Scepter of Darkness yelling ‘MEPHILES! I GOT THE ITEM!’

2. Tell him HE'S THE REAL IBLIS TRIPPER! (Replace Gg into PP)

3. Follow him around everywhere saying ‘Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey Meeeeeeephyyyyyyy?’

4. Tell him that Cream loves him

5. Tell Sonic that Mephiles killed him. Sonic will end up hugging Mephiles’ leg screeching ‘PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!’ at the top of his lungs

6. Tell him that TAILS IS WATCHING HIM....

7. Throw confetti over him whenever he comes up with a plan to destroy the world.

8. Ask him ‘Why do you want to kill those cute, innocent, harmless little hedgehogs?’

9. Push him into a stream, and then pull him out saying ‘You should be more careful around water! Don’t you know crystals don’t float?’

10. Pay cream to kiss him everytime when he wants to destroy the world.

11. smash a cake where his mouth should be.

12. "comfort" him when he cries for not having a mouth

13. Ask him if he's gay. (CAN GET YOU KILLED.)

14. Act cuddly towards him in front of Shadow, Sonic, and Silver. Regardless of gender issues.

15. Sing the Nyan Cat song OVER AND OVER to him.

16. Tell Shadow that he put Omega into standby mode. He will have several gunshots through him next time you see him.

17. Dress him as Miku Hatsune then say, LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S MIKU! (Can get you killed.)

18. dress him up like a girl and say " OMG MEPHILES HAS TURNED GAY!" in public

19. Replace his music with triple baka

20. replace his horror movies with my little pony